窩心的丈夫 『The Loving Husband...?』
發表於 : 2007-02-01 , 9:57
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一個男人，跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子，來到耶路撒冷渡假。
While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了。
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀社的人跟他說：「您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。」
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.
那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說，他要把她運回家鄉 。
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wifehome,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$150?"
葬儀社的人不解地問他說：「為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬 在這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？」
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."
那人回答：「很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天，他又復活了。」
※P.S. 【聖經記述，耶穌死後第三天復活】
He continued: "I just can't take that chance...
" 他繼續說著：「我就是不想冒這個險...」
有一個男人，跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子，來到耶路撒冷渡假。
While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了。
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀社的人跟他說：「您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。」
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.
那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說，他要把她運回家鄉 。
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wifehome,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$150?"
葬儀社的人不解地問他說：「為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬 在這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？」
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."
那人回答：「很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天，他又復活了。」
※P.S. 【聖經記述，耶穌死後第三天復活】
He continued: "I just can't take that chance...
" 他繼續說著：「我就是不想冒這個險...」
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